Um….no. Please either hurry up or else make a sharp right because if you mess up Benny’s first Halloween where he’s actually going to carry his own little candy bag and ring doorbells, I am going to flip out. Flip OUT. “Frankenstorm” or not, don’t mess with this mama on Halloween. Also, I need to raid Benny’s stash so it’s kinda serious.
Dear Raging Appetite as of Late,
What’s up, yo? I don’t know if this is an emotional eating thing, a boredom thing or true hunger but enough is enough. Back on The Soup Diet.
I love you sweet boy, but lets try and cool it with the Cars 2 obsession, k? I’m not asking you to go cold turkey, but maybe we could just limit the demands for “CAHS! CAHS!” to less than 100 a day? Mama’s going a little batty….Ka-Chow. I love you, baby.