- Do I really think I am going to be able to clip in and style my own extensions without looking like a crack whore?
- My spike necklace is too long and gets lost in my cleavage but I don’t have a shorter chain for it...
- What color am I going to paint my nails?
- Which one of these two rings should I wear? Not both, because obviously. But are either of them right? gah!
- I ordered this gorgeous top yesterday….isn’t it amazing? But will it arrive in time? With my luck, it will show up on Monday. Or Saturday at 4:32, two minutes after we leave to get the train. One thing is, I’ve been emailing with their customer service trying to get the shipping upgraded and they are so amazing to work with….doesn’t mean my top’s going to come in time, but does mean at least I’m smiling about it. Through the tears.
- What if, even after 7 days of nothing but vegetables, bananas, skim milk and soup that tastes like lava, the jeans still give me a gross muffin top?
Call the whole thing off!
(Pass me the Cabernet…)