First of all, I found my black cardigan. I know. Thank you for your concern. Somehow, it managed to jump into the dry cleaning pile… even though it has spent it’s entire life being thrown haphazardly in the washing machine and *shudder* dried on high heat in the dryer with the rest of my normal clothes. Today, I am $4 more broke (broker? No, that can’t be right…) and my sweater feels just the same as if I had washed it in the washer. Sigh.