Friday, August 3, 2012

hi. are you new here?

If you are, maybe you haven’t noticed that my lazy busy ass has not blogged in a week. A week. That is an eternity in blog world, I know it to be true. The dumbest part about that is that in lieu of actually blogging, I made a list (in my new Erin Condren Planner, thank you very much) of great things I want to blog about and am about to start a list of things I am going to put in my “It’s My Birfday, Bish!” giveaway later this month. I know I said I was waiting on the giveaway until I got to 100 followers, but I lied.

Lists. It’s what I do best.

So anyway, how lame is that? Blogging about making a list of things I want to blog about, which is sort of similar to one of the topics on that actual list, which is “blogging about blogging”….????????? Huh?

I need a drink.

A big one. That size Right Thur.....

It’s Friday. Thank the baby Jesus and all the lambs.

Do you want to hear the saddest thing? We never got those lobsters I was ranting and raving about last weekend. I don’t know what happened. Maybe it was my responsibility to call and order them, I do not know, but somebody dropped the ball and I spent the weekend eating cold, leftover dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets and drinking that bottle of Booker’s Bourbon I promised to buy myself….which I did…so that's a great accomplishment...and guess what I decided? Even if a bourbon costs $65 a bottle, I still would rather drink wine. I wish I was a bourbon girl. Bourbon girls are so bad ass. I want to be bad ass. I’m not. It’s a damn shame.

What the heck is going on here??

Oh right. lobsters. So now the lobster TAILS are on sale for $2.99 each. Maybe they had extra tails to get rid of after lobster fest last weekend or….what? I’m not going to think about it. I am just going to eat them. Tonight. For real. I know you don’t believe me anymore, but I am going to prove you wrong. But before I eat those little cockroaches of the sea, I am going to get muh hairz did with my homegirl, Ambizzy fo Shizzy….

It’s all just so exciting!

So I just swung by my corner of the interwebz here for a sec to let you all know I am still alive and tell you that I love you. I love each and every one of you. With my heart.

Have a great weekend, my little chickadees!



bonbon said...

BAHAHA! Love your voice and your style. I agree that blogging about blogging is weird! It freaks me out like dreaming about dreaming or watching a movie about watching movies. Too weird! Just found your blog and have loved getting to know you better. I'm excited to follow along!

new follower :)

Lisamarie said...

I am fairly new here. But I sitll noticed you didn't blog. That's because I LIKE your blog! But I won't fault you. I didn't blog much either. Like gets busy, right? Or we get lazy. Combine the both and we are screwed and in need of a drink. Yes, it happened to me last night. Lazy and busy. I had the drink. Thank the lord.

Anonymous said...

I'm more of a Seagram's 7 girl myself. Or whiskey.
I do like wine but it tends to give me reflux. Of course, after enough [s]bottles[/s] glasses it doesn't seem to matter.

Amber said...

Girl we got our hairs did togetha!!! Okay, I am intrigued...what do you mix with bourbon? Coke? Ice? I am curious. I used to order jack&coke because I thought that was so gangsta but I always winced everytime I took a sip and was sick the whole next day. So I stopped all that shiz and just embraced beer and vodka and wine lots of wine. Love you girl! Enjoy your lobster!

Mia @ The Chronicles of Chaos said...

Lol, this post made me laugh. Especially the lobster part. :) I'm a new follower here and will be back!

The Preppy Student said...

sounds like you need a relaxing weekend! what a fun post! I am your newest follower. I cannot wait to read more of your posts and hope that maybe you can return the favor and follow The Preppy Student. I always comment for every comment left on my page and hope to start a friendly relationship with your wonderful blog! Have a happy Saturday:)

Pamela said...

It is 5:50 a.m. and you have me hungry for lobsters!
new follower - hope to get a follow back!

Sarah said...

I've been trying to track my blog ideas in my Erin Condren planner as well but I always forget when I get home from work.